August 30, 2009

Keeping Score: February 2009

Six months later, here are the outcomes of the items I reviewed in February 2009:

1. HD VISION READERS
Description:
HD Vision sunglasses with built-in bifocals
Date Reviewed:
February 23 (full review)
Product (D7) Score: 6 out of 7
Commercial Rating: Good
Outcome:
No. 20 on the Jordan Whitney and No. 30 on the IMS Top 50

I worked on this campaign and all other campaigns for the HD Vision line, so it wasn't too hard to predict its success. What has surprised and amazed me is just how successful each new product in this line has become. It is a rare exception to the curse of the brand extension.

2. WIZZIT
Description:
A pair of electric tweezers
Date Reviewed:
February 23 (full review)
Product (D7) Score:
6 out of 7
Commercial Rating:
Poor
Outcome:
Not on the charts

The commercial for this product got a rare "poor" rating from me because it did "a terrible job of demonstrating the product." I concluded that: "If this campaign does well at all, it will be on the strength of the product and the category. But the bottom line is that this product is two years too late and has no shot against Tweeze at retail, which raises an important question: Why bother?"

3. SLIM BELT
Description:
An "invisible" belt with a flat buckle
Date Reviewed:
February 27 (full review)
Product (D7) Score:
5 out of 7
Commercial Rating:
Good
Outcome:
Not on the charts

Back in February, I wrote that "the problem this solves is too small and the item is too much of a commodity to excite the impulse to 'call now.' Women also view a belt as an accessory, which means personal taste and the rules of fashion come into play. Any time this is the case, the odds of DRTV success decrease significantly."

4. EASY BAKE SHEET
Description:
Silicon baking pan
Date Reviewed:
February 27 (full review)
Product (D7) Score:
5 out of 7
Commercial Rating:
Good
Outcome:
Not on the charts

It seems my concerns that silicone bakeware was "too widely available at retail" and that "most people get by fine with their regular bakeware and some tinfoil" were well-founded.

5. MIGHTY SHINE
Description:
System for instantly removing tarnish and other "gunk" from precious metals and jewelry
Date Reviewed:
February 6 (full review)
Product (D7) Score:
5 out of 7
Commercial Rating:
Good
Outcome:
Not on the charts

Like Telebrands reintroduction of Silver Lightning, this product didn't make it. I suggested several reasons why it might not, only one of which had to do with the creative (I thought it lacked clarity).

6. EARTH BRITE
Description:
All-purpose "green" cleaner
Date Reviewed:
February 2 (full review)
Product (D7) Score:
4 out of 7
Commercial Rating:
OK
Outcome:
Not on the charts

"Most people don't care enough about the environment to buy a 'lesser than' or 'equal to' solution," I reminded my readers when I wrote about this item. "Rather, the product must be 'better than' its non-green alternative in some key way. This commercial failed to convince me that the product has this essential quality. There are no comparisons in the commercial, and while the spot is full of visually compelling demos, they've all been done before."

August 29, 2009

Weekly Round-Up

Recent spots that didn't warrant a full review:

1. HUMMINGBIRD HANGOUT
Description:
A Topsy Turvy planter that grows flowers attractive to hummingbirds and butterflies
Main Pitch: "Attracts hummingbirds with the beautiful flowers and the natural sweet nectar they love"
Main Offer: $19.95 for one
Bonus: Second one free (just pay separate P&H), high-power binoculars
Marketer: Allstar
Producer: Unknown
Website: www.HummingbirdHangout.com
Product (D7) Score: 5 out of 7
Quick Comment:
Definitely unique but also seasonal, and it doesn't solve a problem.

2. SPONGE ZAPPER
Description:
A microwavable container that sanitizes sponges
Main Pitch: "Just snap, tap and zap it clean everyday right inside your microwave"
Main Offer: $14.99 for one plus 12 dual-action sponges
Bonus: Double the offer, just pay additional P&H
Marketer: Tristar
Producer: Tristar
Website: www.SpongeZapper.com
Product (D7) Score: 5 out of 7
Quick Comment:
Sponges are cheap enough to throw away when this becomes a problem. Besides, is microwaving a sponge a credible solution?

3. GRATER PLATER
Description:
A ceramic plate that grates cheese, garlic, ginger
Main Pitch: "The plate that grates"
Main Offer: $10 for one with gathering brush and a Roll N Peel
Bonus: Double the offer, just pay additional P&H
Starring:
Anthony Sullivan
Marketer:
Smart Inventions
Producer: Sullivan Productions
Website: www.GetGraterPlater.com 
Product (D7) Score: 5 out of 7
Quick Comment:
Another unique item and idea. People who cook love this item. However, as with any item that has a certain style, not all people will find it appealing. Plus, it doesn't really solve a problem.

4. MAGIC FOLD
Description:
A tri-panel that neatly folds clothing
Main Pitch: "The fastest, easiest way to fold your laundry"
Main Offer: $19.95 for one
Bonus: Mini Magic Fold
Marketer: Unknown
Producer: Unknown
Website: www.MagicFold.com 
Product (D7) Score: 5 out of 7
Quick Comment:
Amateur Hour. The Website doesn't let you order; you have to call an 800 number. In any case, this is an old Smart Inventions item. Today, it's available everywhere, including on HSN, so a resurgence is unlikely. It's also pricey for this environment.

5. TRANSFORMA LADDER
Description:
A highly versatile ladder
Main Pitch: "One ladder, 24 ways to use it"
Main Offer: 4 payments of $89.97 for one (includes two free work platforms)
Bonus: Wall Standoff and Leg Leveler
Marketer: Unknown
Producer: Unknown
Website: www.TransformaLadder.com
Product (D7) Score: 4 out of 7
Quick Comment:
This may be a cut-down of a long-form show. It's obviously way too expensive, and it's hard to explain in short form. It's also not unique since it's really just a repackaged version of the Little Giant Ladder.

Prepared by Lynda J. Moore

August 28, 2009

Meaningful Awards?

The ERA just announced the nominees for its annual awards (link opens a PDF). The awards are supposed to recognize "the best in television, radio, online and mobile direct response campaigns." But I have to wonder what they mean by "best."

Here are the four nominees for Best Short Form of the Year:

  1. bareMinerals "120"
  2. Meaningful Beauty "Cindy Crawford"
  3. Netflix "To the TV"
  4. Proactiv Solution: Focus on Travel Kit

If "best" means "best production quality," this list makes sense. But this is supposed to be about direct response. "Best" should mean "best response," which would mean the short form that sold the most product.

So why didn't Snuggie, Smooth Away, Mighty Mendit or Strap Perfect make the above list? For that matter, why didn't Ped Egg ever win Best Short Form of the Year? These campaigns were so successful, they changed the definition of a "hit." And while I don't have access to Guthy-Renker direct sales information, I'm reasonably confident the Snuggie commercial outperformed GR's 67th Proactiv spot. (Please note: This is not to take anything away from the unique brilliance of the Proactiv campaign.)

Just to be sure I wasn't missing something, I asked Scott Boilen, president of Allstar, if he submitted Snuggie for consideration. He confirmed that he had. "I have no idea what they are looking for, but this is the last time we will enter a product for consideration," he told me. "If Snuggie can't even make the top four, we will never have a product that meets their criteria."

Maybe the ERA has a good explanation. But my guess is they've fallen into the same trap as every other advertising awards show: Celebrating the "art" of advertising and forgetting that its true purpose is to sell.

August 27, 2009

Congrats, Kevin

According to a recent ABC news release:

"Building its overall audience for the 2nd straight week, ABC's 'Shark Tank' registered as the most-watched television show in the 9 o'clock hour for the 2nd week running ... [It] achieved series-highs in Total Viewers, Men 18-34, Men 25-54 and Women 25-54.

"For the 2nd week in a row, 'Shark Tank' produced ABC's biggest non-sports audience to the time period since last July and its top Adult 18-49 rating (tie) since last August - since 7/13/08 and 8/24/08, respectively."

For those who don't know, Shark Tank is a Mark Burnett reality show that stars Kevin Harrington as one of the five "sharks." It airs Sundays at 9pm ET.

August 25, 2009

Dangers of DIY DR II

If you thought yesterday's spot was bad, check this out!
(HT: Mark S.)

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Writing about Aspray, Mitch Lipka from Wallet Pop echoes a point I made recently about going too far with humor in advertising:

"The 'Doc Bottoms' Aspray' -- it's pronounced A-spray, though most certainly intended to be remembered for an alternative pronunciation -- seems more like a Saturday Night Live skit than a real product."

Lipka also reports on a consequence I didn't mention:

"MSNBC told the Washington Post the network aired the commercial once in the overnight hours and will never air it again."