Description: A duck dog toy
Main Pitch: "The incredible flying duck your dog won't be able to resist"
Main Offer: $10 for one
Bonus: 2nd one (just pay processing)
Producer: Blue Moon Studios
Figuratively, I think this one is going to fly about as well as a ruptured duck (bah-dum-dum). I was wrong about Crazy Critters to be sure, but it turns out that item solved a real problem. This is just a novelty item ("wacky quacker" is right), and the odds of it catching on are about as good as Snap-On Feathers (No. 12) becoming a hot new trend in America.