November 22, 2011

Review: Broiler Buddy

Description: A personal-size broiling pan
Main Pitch: "Takes the hassle out of cooking single servings"
Main Offer: $10 for one with recipe book
Bonus: 2nd set, non-stick locking tongs (just pay processing)
Marketer: Telebrands
Producer: The Schwartz Group
Website: www.BroilerBuddy.com
Prediction: Unlikely to succeed

This one fails the motivation test. To get people off the couch, you need an exciting product. It either has to solve a painful problem, possibly for the first time, or have some kind of amazing demo that overwhelms logic with that "gotta have it" feeling. This does neither. It's a small pan. I can't see people getting excited about that.

November 21, 2011

My Complete Track Record

A fan of this blog recently asked about my track record since I started making predictions. I mentioned that I publish an accounting of my track record quarterly, when I announce the True Top 50. He said he wanted to know what my record was to date. I confessed I had never done more than a year's worth of analysis, and then had focused only on hits I had gotten either right or wrong.

Fast-forward a few weeks, and he presented me with a gift: He had actually gone to the trouble of combing through my entire blog and matching up predictions with results!

Long analysis short, here are the results:

  1. Of the 29 times I predicted a test was "likely to succeed," I have been right seven times. That's an accuracy rate of 24% or one in four.

  2. Of the 117 times I predicted a test was "unlikely to succeed," I have been right 104 times. That's an accuracy rate of 89% or getting it right about nine times out of 10.

  3. Of the 36 times I have predicted "bomb," I have been right 34 times. That's an accuracy rate of 94% or getting it right about 19 times out of 20.

For this exercise, my accuracy was determined by a TV spending threshold and a check of retail stores. If a campaign spent at least $500,000 (at rate card) on rated stations and the item made it to retail, it was declared a success.

One other thing: It seems I only predicted "hit" one time in blog history (when Guthy-Renker and IdeaVillage partnered to do Sexy Legs), so they lumped that one in with the "likely to succeed" results and counted it against me (since I was wrong). There is one other time I predicted "hit" (with Allstar's Snap-2-O), but it is too soon to determine the outcome of that campaign.

So there you have it: A full accounting of my track record for anyone who wanted to know. As for my feelings about this record, I don't take much pride in predicting failures accurately. If you think about it, the failure rate for the industry is easily 19 times out of 20, so all you'd have to do is call everything a bomb and you could match my record.

I am a bit more proud of my success at predicting winners.While failing three times out of four might seem like a terrible track record to the uninitiated, any industry insider would love to be wrong that infrequently!

Now if only I had an equity stake in all of those successes ...

November 17, 2011

Review: Doggy Time Treats

Description: Kit for making dog treats
Main Pitch: "The wholesome gourmet doggy treats you bake yourself"
Main Offer: $12.99 for a bag (choice of 5 flavors), 3 treat cutters
Bonus: Double the offer (just pay S&P)
Marketer: SAS Group
Producer: DEG
Website: www.GetDoggyTreats.com
Prediction: N/A

File this one under "shameless self-promotion." I wrote this one, so of course I expect it to be a huge hit!

By the way, the answer is yes -- that is the ubiquitous voice talent you usually hear in Blue Moon commercials.

Dueling Nail Decorators

Review: Nailtastic

Description: A nail-decorating kit
Main Pitch: "Salon perfect nail designs in seconds"
Main Offer: $19.99 for the kit with six image discs
Bonus: Three bonus discs (just pay P&H)
Marketer: Ontel
Website: www.GetNailtastic.com
Prediction: N/A

Like IdeaVillage did with Sonic Jammers/Music Bullet, Ontel is testing to see if a different name and creative can deliver a different result (the first version being Salon Express.) I applaud those willing to engage in the experiment and will watch which one rolls out with interest.

Review: Chip Wave

Description: A microwave chip maker
Main Pitch: "Fat-free, guilt-free chips ... right in your microwave"
Main Offer: $10 for one with Chip Smart Slicer
Bonus: 2nd one (just pay processing)
Marketer: Telebrands
Producer: Blue Moon Studios
Website: www.GetChipWave.com
Prediction: Unlikely to succeed

Someone outside the industry tried this idea in September. They called it Top Chips. If this is an item, the Blue Moon/Telebrands will easily win in the marketplace -- but I'm not so sure this is an item. My comments are exactly the same as before: "This looks like a lot of work to make one bag of chips, and all for what? Healthier chips are widely available at retail these days. They come in low fat, no fat, baked, air cooked and more, and you can get chips in every type of fruit or vegetable imaginable."

On a side note, I love the opening of this spot. Using sound to get people's attention and hammer home a key selling point is a brilliant idea.