January 31, 2012

Review: Iron Shield

Description: An iron cover
Main Pitch: "A new innovation in ironing that saves you time and money"
Main Offer: $10 for one
Bonus: 2nd one (just pay S&P)
Website: www.BuyIronShield.com
Prediction: Unlikely to succeed

This seems like a solution in search of a problem to me. I'm fairly certain iron technology has advanced enough to prevent most of the problems shown in this spot. Besides, most people have figured out how to perform the task without ruining their clothes. In other words, I predict the next time this lady will say her signature phrase ("Oh, Blimey!") is when she sees her CPO.