August 28, 2009

Meaningful Awards?

The ERA just announced the nominees for its annual awards (link opens a PDF). The awards are supposed to recognize "the best in television, radio, online and mobile direct response campaigns." But I have to wonder what they mean by "best."

Here are the four nominees for Best Short Form of the Year:

  1. bareMinerals "120"
  2. Meaningful Beauty "Cindy Crawford"
  3. Netflix "To the TV"
  4. Proactiv Solution: Focus on Travel Kit

If "best" means "best production quality," this list makes sense. But this is supposed to be about direct response. "Best" should mean "best response," which would mean the short form that sold the most product.

So why didn't Snuggie, Smooth Away, Mighty Mendit or Strap Perfect make the above list? For that matter, why didn't Ped Egg ever win Best Short Form of the Year? These campaigns were so successful, they changed the definition of a "hit." And while I don't have access to Guthy-Renker direct sales information, I'm reasonably confident the Snuggie commercial outperformed GR's 67th Proactiv spot. (Please note: This is not to take anything away from the unique brilliance of the Proactiv campaign.)

Just to be sure I wasn't missing something, I asked Scott Boilen, president of Allstar, if he submitted Snuggie for consideration. He confirmed that he had. "I have no idea what they are looking for, but this is the last time we will enter a product for consideration," he told me. "If Snuggie can't even make the top four, we will never have a product that meets their criteria."

Maybe the ERA has a good explanation. But my guess is they've fallen into the same trap as every other advertising awards show: Celebrating the "art" of advertising and forgetting that its true purpose is to sell.

August 27, 2009

Congrats, Kevin

According to a recent ABC news release:

"Building its overall audience for the 2nd straight week, ABC's 'Shark Tank' registered as the most-watched television show in the 9 o'clock hour for the 2nd week running ... [It] achieved series-highs in Total Viewers, Men 18-34, Men 25-54 and Women 25-54.

"For the 2nd week in a row, 'Shark Tank' produced ABC's biggest non-sports audience to the time period since last July and its top Adult 18-49 rating (tie) since last August - since 7/13/08 and 8/24/08, respectively."

For those who don't know, Shark Tank is a Mark Burnett reality show that stars Kevin Harrington as one of the five "sharks." It airs Sundays at 9pm ET.

August 25, 2009

Dangers of DIY DR II

If you thought yesterday's spot was bad, check this out!
(HT: Mark S.)

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Writing about Aspray, Mitch Lipka from Wallet Pop echoes a point I made recently about going too far with humor in advertising:

"The 'Doc Bottoms' Aspray' -- it's pronounced A-spray, though most certainly intended to be remembered for an alternative pronunciation -- seems more like a Saturday Night Live skit than a real product."

Lipka also reports on a consequence I didn't mention:

"MSNBC told the Washington Post the network aired the commercial once in the overnight hours and will never air it again."

August 24, 2009

Dangers of DIY DR

Posted for your amusement ...

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HT: Lynda J. Moore

August 21, 2009

Weekly Round-Up

Recent spots that didn't warrant a full review:

1. TOOL BAND-IT
Description:
A lightweight magnetic armband that holds everything from screws and nails to tools
Main Pitch: "Your tools and parts are always within easy reach"
Main Offer: $19.95 for one
Bonus: Band-It headlight, just pay additional S&P
Starring: The late, great Billy Mays
Marketer: Unknown
Producer: Sullivan Productions
Website: www.ToolBandIt.com
Product (D7) Score: 6 out of 7
Quick Comment:
Cool idea, but does it solve a real problem?

2. SMARTER SOAP
Description:
Motion-activated dispenser for liquid soap, hand sanitizers and lotion
Main Pitch: "Simply hold your hand in front of the motion sensor and your soap comes to you"
Main Offer: $19.99 for one
Bonus: Super-strong suction hooks
Marketer: Harvest Direct
Producer: Unknown
Website: www.SmarterSoap.com
Product (D7) Score: 6 out of 7
Quick Comment:
Does it solve a real problem?

3. SOBAKAWA CLOUD PILLOW
Description:
A pillow filled with "20 million" air beads that's designed to support your head and neck
Main Pitch: "It's like sleeping on a sea of clouds"
Main Offer: $19.99 for one
Bonus: Pillow case, just pay additional S&H
Marketer: National Express
Producer: Unknown
Website: www.BuyThePillow.com 
Product (D7) Score: 5 out of 7
Quick Comment:
The original was a hit, but this is now a crowded category loaded with popular solutions. Does the problem still exist?

4. ALWAYS FRESH CONTAINERS
Description:
Microwavable and dishwasher safe food storage containers that lock in freshness
Main Pitch: "Food lasts up to 50 days longer"
Main Offer: $19.99 for 10 pieces
Bonus: Another 10 pieces, just pay separate S&H
Starring: Susan Williams
Marketer: TV Products
Producer: Unknown
Website: www.AlwaysFreshContainers.com 
Product (D7) Score: 5 out of 7
Quick Comment:
Not credible and 50th to market with a me-too solution.

5. ISO 7X
Description:
An isometric fitness bar with bow straps
Main Pitch: "The fastest way to build strength, power and lean muscle"
Main Offer: $29.99 for one, includes exercise chart
Bonus: Iso Arms for forearms, just pay additional P&H
Marketer: Ontel
Producer: LoudMouth TV
Website: www.BuyIso7x.com
Product (D7) Score: 4 out of 7
Quick Comment:
Targets only younger men, $10 more expensive than typical DRTV products (hasn't mattered, though); spot also lacks excitement because of limited motion of exercises

6. BUST-UP CUPS
Description:
Lightweight bra inserts for fuller, firmer-looking breasts
Main Pitch: "Create deep sexy cleavage and increase your cup size by one to two sizes instantly"
Main Offer: $19.95 for one
Bonus:  Three bra clips (in nude, white and black), one pair of clear bra straps, and 10 pieces of double-sided fashion tape
Marketer: Kymaro
Producer: Unknown
Website: www.BustUpCups.com 
Product (D7) Score: 4 out of 7
Quick Comment:
Not unique (Strap Perfect, Natural Bra), really only for small-breasted women, expensive

Prepared by Lynda J. Moore